Appreciation post for the Katamari Forever collection descriptions.
will never forget these from Me and My Katamari: Checkbook - people either smile or cry when they read this. It must be a very good novel. Soccer Player - professional at playing with balls. This must be a very valuable Earthling skill, considering his salary. Salmon - swims all the way back to the river from the ocean. Then people eat it. Dung Beetle - rolls cow dung and makes it bigger. We feel a little rivalry here.
madoka and homura are grocery shopping. the cashier looks at madoka the wrong way and homura notices. homura comes up to the cash. “paper or plastic?” asks the cashier. “that won’t be necessary” says homura as the grocery store explodes