Obama Outlaws Kissing Before Marriage Especially For Gays
Sarahfu: proper grammas
Sarahfu: little polite old ladies
Sarahfu: “you missed a semi-colon here, dearie”
more like the devil’s bear
NO NO NO
and of course
NOT EVEN! Sunbears are super chill, have a long tongue to reach those far-away snacks, and have a built-in gold chain around their necks. Sunbears are sweet!
I still don’t wanna meet one of these things irl
Inazuma Eleven is a heart-warming tale for all the family about a pimp named Endou Mamoru who sets off on a journey of discovering his true self. He is joined by his friends, Kazemaru “Big Daddy” Ichirouta and Gouenji “Flaming Crotch” Shuuya, as they make their way through the Buttball Frontier, tackling the forces of Kageyama, and trying to get the biggest shota harem in the universe.
(Tuesdays, 11am, MTV)
No one really knows how it happened. But for over 400 children in Japan, listening to the Lavender Town theme on certain Game Boy handheld entertainment systems caused them to suddenly begin posting inane and technically-inaccurate creepypasta threads on 4chan