a moment of silence for the poor soul who has to write the pun for every fish and bug you catch in animal crossing
I AM GOING TO TAKE ACTION RIGHT NOW
BY JUST LYING DOWN ON THE FLOOR
MOTIONLESS
FOR A GOOD WHILE
OLLIES OUTIE
no no really it’s your little pony i insist
imagine if the japanese guy was saying something completely different
“help me they’ve taken my wife and kids they’re forcing them to make mario reboots over and over again my little boy he is only 5 his fingers are bleeding he was to be a doctor please help”
“we’re all very excited here to tell you about WiiU multiplayer and…”