stfufauxminists:

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

Oh my god can I marry the OP.

cruelbutkind:

has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to?  you could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to, you could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted, you could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise.  you could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are, why won’t we take those chances.

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watchthenightrollin:

ever realise that when you see dumb teenagers going on about how they hope their kid is gay so they can smother them in stereotypes and fetishisation it’s always ‘i hope my son is gay’

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lilypichu:

bakuraryou:

why do people even hate gangnam style

literally the only thing that comes to mind is that its popular

and thats why you dont like it 

cause besides that like jfc its just an average quirky song in another language but  because its popular you have to complain about it and bitch out whoever does like it

people will hate anything and anyone with too much attention. 

"A person should be buried only half a meter, or two feet, below the surface. Then a tree should be planted there. He should be buried in a coffin that decays so that when you plant a tree on top the tree will take something out of his substance and change it into tree-substance. When you visit the grave you don’t visit a dead man, you visit a living being who was just transformed into a tree. You say, “This is my grandfather, the tree is growing well, fantastic.” You can develop a beautiful forest that will be more beautiful than a normal forest because the trees will have their roots in graves. It will be a park, a place for pleasure, a place to live, even a place to hunt."
— Friedensreich Hundertwasser (via aglaja)
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daytonabeachwasp:

A baby is given a new experimental shirt that makes everyone who sees it immediately want to worship it as a god. The baby cannot speak so more and more people are put into a trance but it cannot ask for what it wants. People quarrel over what it wants to be fed and everyone has their own ideas. Eventually war breaks out over who gets to feed the baby. Bombs are dropped and millions die. No one can tell the baby wants to ride in a fire truck. The baby begins to cry. The world drops to its knees and begins to weep with it, “what have we done, we have brought sadness to our small god.” They agree that each country will get to feed and change the baby, in turn, and they employ all the top scientists in the world to create a jet that will get him to each country in time. The first country feeds and changes the child’s dirty clothes. When the shirt is removed, everyone gasps, because it is just a normal baby. The world does not understand its folly. The baby still wants to ride in a fire truck, but no one cares. Someone then puts the infant’s shirt on a dog, thinking it will be cute. The dog also wants to ride in a fire truck.

yuputkaswans:

“please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap”

because it’s a big fucking secret rite

secret boobs

secret bra

secret

janksy:

y’know what i hate

when girls are afraid of lesbians and guys are afraid of gay men just because they’re afraid of them “hitting on them” or s/t

like wow don’t flatter yourself no sensible queer person is going to be attracted to you when you’re such an asshole

chmurny:

loweryi:

degeneratelowlife:

Heads up…

WARNING:

THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

HAVE SOME PICTURES:

THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES

this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh

OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU

BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS

AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE

HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES

THIS IS EDIBLE:

File:Chanterelle.jpg

THIS WILL KILL YOU

File:Mallorca Mushroom.jpg

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH

JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*

*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT


I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR

I WOULD NOT

this has to be the angriest psa i have ever read

soul-in-the-starlight:

fandomschizophrenia:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

if you’re american and eligible to vote

please

vote

for

obama

Europe is begging you

THE WHOLE DAMNED PLANET IS BEGGING YOU.