I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!
What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!
I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!
Oh my god can I marry the OP.
has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to? you could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to, you could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted, you could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise. you could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are, why won’t we take those chances.
ever realise that when you see dumb teenagers going on about how they hope their kid is gay so they can smother them in stereotypes and fetishisation it’s always ‘i hope my son is gay’
why do people even hate gangnam style
literally the only thing that comes to mind is that its popular
and thats why you dont like it
cause besides that like jfc its just an average quirky song in another language but because its popular you have to complain about it and bitch out whoever does like it
people will hate anything and anyone with too much attention.
A baby is given a new experimental shirt that makes everyone who sees it immediately want to worship it as a god. The baby cannot speak so more and more people are put into a trance but it cannot ask for what it wants. People quarrel over what it wants to be fed and everyone has their own ideas. Eventually war breaks out over who gets to feed the baby. Bombs are dropped and millions die. No one can tell the baby wants to ride in a fire truck. The baby begins to cry. The world drops to its knees and begins to weep with it, “what have we done, we have brought sadness to our small god.” They agree that each country will get to feed and change the baby, in turn, and they employ all the top scientists in the world to create a jet that will get him to each country in time. The first country feeds and changes the child’s dirty clothes. When the shirt is removed, everyone gasps, because it is just a normal baby. The world does not understand its folly. The baby still wants to ride in a fire truck, but no one cares. Someone then puts the infant’s shirt on a dog, thinking it will be cute. The dog also wants to ride in a fire truck.
“please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap”
because it’s a big fucking secret rite
y’know what i hate
when girls are afraid of lesbians and guys are afraid of gay men just because they’re afraid of them “hitting on them” or s/t
like wow don’t flatter yourself no sensible queer person is going to be attracted to you when you’re such an asshole