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Is it just me or are these pain descriptions oddly dramatic

Professional wine-tasters shouldn’t be allowed to write Wikipedia articles.

I don’t think this is Wikipedia’s fault as much as it was the guy who went out and got stung by all of these insects.

“Slightly crunchy” is a nice descriptor, though. Not sure if it matches being stung by a hornet.

WOW

‘almost fruity”

1) ive never been stung by anything other than an ant so

2) holy crap this is hilarious

 if you guys followed the link you’d read these are the descriptions Schmidt himself wrote in his sting pain index

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    when I had a kidney stone (which I’d place at 3, “bold and unrelenting”), all I could think about was this pain scale:

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